Thursday, January 8, 2009

Mom I'm really stuck !!













So River though it would be funny to put his foot in his piggy bank ( which is an over sized canning jar). He comes down the stairs and says "Hey mom look at my foot it's stuck " "Ha ha".
I completely ignore him, and tell him to quit trying to walk with it around the house especially on the tile. (It is solid glass).
So I leave to go pick up Micaela from school. We walk in the door and River is laying sprawled out on the floor with his foot still in the jar....I get mad because I told him to take it off so he could get his homework done. He proceeds to tell me "mom it's really stuck and it's starting hurt". I'm like what ever if you got in you can get it out!
So I decided I would pull it off myself. Not such a good idea : ( He starts screaming right after we both hear a pop in his ankle....kinda gross! so I'm like lets get some butter and smear it all over your ankle so it will slide out better. Not such a good idea either. River starts running up the stairs stripping on every step. Yelling at me to stop!!! So the only thing left to do is break the damn thing off. So I told him I'm going to get the hammer out of the garage. Through this whole event Micaela and her friend Dania are laughing and making fun of him. Which doesn't go over well with him so he tries attacking her.
Mean while I'm looking for the hammer Micaela proceeds to tell him "your going to die, because when mom breaks the jar all the glass is going to cut up your leg so bad you'll bleed to death!" I get to his room and River is hysterically screaming " I'm going to die, I'm going to die" Needless to say He didn't die or loose a drop of blood.
He might have a slight phobia tight small places though. Hee Heee

6 comments:

Julie Topham said...

See you do have "fun" things to blog about! Just Kidding. Glad everything worked out, and no blood was shed! Kids keep life interesting, that's for sure.

Shannon said...

Oh my gosh!! Hilarious!! The best is that you actually stopped to take some pictures of it!
You will never live this one down mom! haha

katie t said...

i am so glad that you got pictures of it because for as sad as it is??? its hilarious and the pictures will remind him to never do something like that again!!!

ps stop with your "hater" comments. you are just jealous!!!

:) hehehe

Annabelle said...

Oh my gosh! Haha that story will so be pulled out at his 21st!

Sharon said...

I love it!! I'm sure he's really excited to see it on your blog and know all us old ladies are laughing along with Micaela and her friend.

The Barratt Fam said...

Oh my! This is so funny! I am so glad I found your blog and we can keep in touch! I have always thought the world of you. You have always been such a great person and example. xoxo